"If you get the Spicy Seafood Udon, bring a bib. And some wet naps. Good sushi though."
"Take the buckman exit to old 80, it's faster."
"These guys do great work every time, and they're always well priced."
"The moral of the story... You get a DUI, you go to hell!"
"Beware of the intergalactic mountain goats."
"Ask the boat driver to take you the "secret way". You'll see."