"Very professional and a great place! 10/10 would recommend"
"One time I found a dead baby, here. It was dressed as a clown."
"Smells like beer and shame."
"You can always hear sex noises from the upstairs neighbors. Also, it always smells like tuna..."
"Get the quesadilla. Cheap and good."
"Watch the tv. It's the only thing that will help ease the pain."