"Great white pizza and great people."
"No FREE WIFI! Just a heads up guys. Every other coffee shop around offers it except this one."
"Stop in for some coffee, candy, and good, clean fundraising production."
"Nice little condo gym. Could use a bigger space though."
"Good beer and wine selection."
"don't forget about free google wifi until 1/15. there are plenty of powerplugs for your laptop."