"Best alteration guy I know! Reasonably priced and he's fast!"
"Avoid Sallie Mae at all costs. Their customer service is horrible and they don't give two craps about people. All they care about is money."
"The fantastic roll is truly...fantastic."
"This place is shit. They damaged a bookshelf we bought and tried to pull one over on us as if it was like that. They got irate told us to leave and some lifter idiot tried to fight us. AVOID IT!"
"Try the Chicken and Crawfish Gumbo. It is absolutely delicious! Better than the steak!"