"Request Emily F. to be your waitress, she rules!"
"This house is a fucking prison, on planet Bullshit, in the galaxy of This Sucks Camel Dicks."
"Harley will bark at you no matter what, dont take it personally."
"Play frisbee with Harley, she loves it."
"Greet Alexa with "Party on, dude" upon arrival, she'll love it."