Senor Kaleb

"Just took a shit inside the ticket machine. #worthit"

"Golfed 18 holes. Shot an impressive 71. Went home and slipped my club into my wife's hole. Winning."

"The stench from this bitch is enticing and arousing from a place deep in my inner loins."

"What did you say?"

"Just got done drinking 6 forties in the beer aisle before being arrested."

"The Corey's neglect 58 cats that live in their residency. They are soon to be on Animal Planet's "Pet Rescue""