"I hope you weren't trying to connect to the WiFi on a Mac."
"This place has amazing happy hour specials, both food and drink, and the staff are all fantastic. I cannot get enough of this place."
"The staff are all fantastic, but getting the manager to engage with you when he's at the register is a joke."
"Sparkling iced teas are extra sweet, but so is the customer service here."
"Unless you're a fratstar with a six pack, it's absolutely impossible to get a waitress's attention."
"Ask about student and military discounts."