"Don't go before closing time they only got what they got once its gone ur outta luck"
"Credit cards NOT accepted, but for .99 cents they'll run ur ATM for $20, & give u the change if ur meal costs less..."
"Can't pay tip on credit card so bring cash"
"Don't eat food from the canteen unless u want to spend the rest of the day in the bathroom..."
"The jokes never fail to be completely LAME & hilarious even after the 20th time of hearing them"
"Does anyone know why in the South America section they have penguins?"