"I like pig butts and I cannot lie"
"If you have a lunch hour and you are in a rush order ahead of time because they can take a while."
"They now take credit cards"
"$35 gets you smogged & registered. It will save you a lot of hassle instead of going to the dmv!"
"If you aren't super hungry get the mini size. Everything is delicious!"
"Many lives have been lost before ye gazing into the cleavage of the pale one."