Seyhan Aydin

"Great hotel. Super clean. Rooms are budget, but well laid out and smart. Underfloor heating in the bathroom (look for the controller on the wall). Powerful Aircon. No kettle in room however."

"Used this place for years. Turn up early (before 8) and get in line! Honest guys."

"This is the gate to be at. The party is pumping, business men are furiously typing into their shitey blackberries. Champagne on arrival, don't miss the Jacuzzi by the luggage checker stand."

"A fine proprietor of meat consisting of the shaved variety"

"Easily the most depressing services I've ever stopped at. Use this only if you're about to soil yourself."

"Pricey, but a good stop off if you have a need to smarten your car up quickly without scratching."