"We came here because Best Western was full. If you have the choice, go somewhere else. The rooms are too small, the beds are too hard and the pool is closed. And no continental breakfast."
"Come see me at the cafe! Good food, and I'll give you a high five!!!"
"I.... I think this time, it's going to work!!!"
"We waited an hour for a 15 second ride. Definitely not worth it. If you're going to wait that long, go to the spiderman ride next door."