"Ringside? More like street side lololololol.....but seriously it's by a street"
"If I had to rank this gate amongst the rest of airport gates, I would be clueless how to...because its an airport gate and they are all the same!!!!"
"You can tell its a Chicago cubs bar because it reeks of alcohol and disappointment"
"If this airport is your final destination, it sucks...because its in Cleveland"