"This isn't just Lisa's porch...its my porch too...and that makes it even cooler, also technically its our front porch. :)"
"my tip is that you should go to verizon instead...."
"Ask for me and I will hook you up!"
"Eat bimbo bread, WITH bimbos!!!"
"Become ischenoka inspired!"
"Come here if u want to pay $300 for contacts and wait four months+ for them to come in...."