"The late evening/night is the best time to workout. The place is usually empty and quiet."
"Pizza was amazing! We will be back!"
"Eat your pie first (the meal can always be eaten after and leftovers taken home)!"
"I'm sure the fish fry is great, but the hosting/seating situation is terrible! Who only has 2 people working the bar on Good Friday?"
"Don't call before noon on Saturday or Sunday, unless you want to deal with pissed-off penguins."