"Don't forget. You're here forever!!"
"Make sure you've got an iPhone with full battery coz the waiting times can be quite extensive."
"Rainbow paddle pops. Get em in ya!!"
"Minimum eftpos now $13? What a joke. What happened to a nice round number like $10"
"Sweet chilli chicken stir fry is a must :)"
"Butter chicken or Tandoori chicken with naan bread always goes down a treat :)"