"This is a private residence. You are NOT really here. Stop lying on 4square! Ha!"
"I agree with Drew C. Dr. Schneider is the way to go. This tip brought to you by an EMS Healthcare Provider."
"The BEST fresh squeezed lemonade EVER!!"
"Raspberry Truffle Cake Pop... Yeah. That is worth the extra 20 minutes on the treadmill."
"There are nifty supply lists in the driver's door to help check out the truck! Coolio!!"
"Twist cone. 'nuff said."