"Don't let the older Mexican guy cook for you at the hibachi. He is sloppy, careless, has no attention to detail, and his rice is tasteless."
"Best pizza around. I've been coming here since I was a child and now bring my children."
"Avoid the servers Wendy and Mike, a black dude with the biggest hands I've ever seen."
"Try the Derby Roll. It's delicious and has no raw fish."