"Jumpstart Training package: 3 - one hour long training sessions, $99! Best deal around! Come see me for more info! *plus one free session!*"
"If you are bored with your workouts or not seeing results or want nutrition consulting, come see me for a complimentary personal training session (no charge and many benefits to you!)"
"Go off the main path onto the gravel paths, falling leaves and changing trees makes for beautiful scenery!"
"Check out the remodeled vip sections! Bottle service for you!"
"Now I lay me down to sleep. I pray the Lord my soul to keep. If I shall die before I wake, I pray the Lord my soul to take. AMEN. (Say it every night!)"