"The soft serve machine here always seems to be down."
"Say hello to Jack and Zoey!"
"Double coupons everyday up to 50 cent!"
"Enjoy a view from the balcony at sunset!"
"This is the worst Walmart when it comes to customer service, whether it be in the checkout line or trying to to get help in the paint department. Slow, unfriendly and unavailable!"
"Always fabulous margaritas! ;-)"