"Dear Melting Pot, go fuck yourself! #theworst"
"If you are looking for a KILLER spin class make it to Ashley's Saturday 10:30 class. So fun and you'll leave exhausted!!!!! WOOOP!"
"Service is horrible. New owners need a reality check. Better have some time to invest..."
"Keep a close eye on your butthole!!!"
"Look for the busty brunette...she puts out!"
"LOADED BAKED POTATCHOS!!!!"