"The seats are really cramped so if you get to class early, sit towards the middle so the late people can sit on the ends of the rows without stepping on your toes."
"No rules here to follow, not even the laws of physics!"
"Don't bring a bag of chips or anything noisy to eat in the Reading Room. You are guaranteed to receive glares."
"You get to print up to 10 color pages for free in a week!"