"STFU when you pull your lawn chair next to my bedroom window. :)"
"The champagne brunch selection is amazing, but you have to go to the bar and wait in line to get your mimosa. Stupidest thing ever!!!"
"I would die without Katie! And be sure to get hair tinsel tied in!!!"
"If you need paint, you better have an hour to wait for someone to help you, regardless of how many workers say they will 'get someone'."
"Don't forget to take your fuckin shoes off!"