"Great coffee and scones!"
"Fresh healthy food, friendly staff and great decor!"
"Try the avocado on toast and take away a sourdough loaf!"
"Good coffee made from proper machine not electric bean to cup nonsense, nice seating outside."
"10% off if you bring a picture of Elvis nailing a goose to a Macrame lampshade."
"10% off if you put a sock in your mouth when asking for your drink."