"Better than bad. It's good"
"This is the worst beer bar I have ever been to. Uneducated staff, except for a few bartenders(Dave). The food always sucks. Why do I keep coming here?"
"As of 2/2/12 they got the Founders Breakfast Stout!"
"The beer list are in constant rotation! Check the chalkboard for the tap list, and browse the bottle fridges. Don't rely on the beer menu!"
"If you like rye and brown ales, get the 1634 Ale! Delicious! Hoppy and spicy!"
"No tours given till late next year. They are working on passing a law to allow more than a 6oz taster!"