"Never shop here! Their exchange policy is designed to rip you off. If they sell you a defective product they won't do a defective exchange unless you have the box."
"Right at the corner of the Pen entrance. This place has the best service!"
"Be sure to try Hunter's sausage! It's firm and so delicious!"
"Come for the grilled cheese stay for the company but don't take the mayorship or face the wrath of George"
"Don't trust Moe the cat... He's looking at me now so I can't say much but don't turn your back on him."