"Try the Chris Person Bisque. Zesty."
"They put the slow in fast food."
"What kind of inconsiderate asshole uses 7 dryers? Oh I know, one that lives here."
"Maybe the most useless fast food restaurant ever. Ran out of beef?!?! Before 9pm??"
"The Portsmith Fantasy Champ burger is real fulfilling."
"Just ask to sit in Jeanne's section. Then order the Chris Person omelette. You won't regret it."