"Don't park in a shot marked for DB next door. You may find your vehicle towed away...at your expense, of course."
"Ask about the peppered veal."
"Be mindful; not all Subway restaurants take American Express. This one does not."
"The 1003 burger is heaven on a bun."
"Warning: this particular Starbucks closes at 7PM on the weekdays."
"The seats here are incredibly uncomfortable. If at all possible, I will avoid this particular theater like the plague."