"White pie. You can't go wrong. Plus, their customer service is exceptional!"
"Volunteer and help the community ^_^"
"Have Anna cut your hair, she's amazing. I mean I'm ugly an she makes me look good!"
"No more free wifi here as of July 2011"
"For being in the ghetto, their food is awesome and there's a great selection!"
"Roach infested dump, but soon I shall be mayor. Movie being filmed here."