"Call it "The Jewel" if you want to sound like a local."
"You get used to the smell after a few minutes."
"We had to wait forever for pizza that wasn't fully cooked."
"The bartender is kinda surly. Tickle him and you'll get a drink faster."
"They put ice in the hookah. Perfect for summer!"
"When you're not here IRL you can follow us on twitter: @the_ARF"