"Front row is the way to go on the Wildcat! Avoid the very back row unless you have a strong back and a good chiropractor! :-)"
"2 Slices and a bottle of soda for $5!"
"When united airlines strands you and refuses to put you up for the night, try to find a plot of floor that isn't filthy and disgusting!"
"They raised the price of the pizzas to $5.49 but still a great deal!"