"Slowest diesel pump ever"
"Everything's bigger here!"
"I think she meant Baytown"
"This nuisance provides energy for your little country town. Boo hoo. Go live in the woods and light a candle if you don't like it."
"Sat for 15 minutes never was greeted by a server. Horrible."
"Better than chuys, not as good as cantina laredo"