"Phones are terrible...see them.in person and grovel...they will give you a sheet of the questions ready for you to answer...the place actually makes you NOT want to marry."
"If you're ever gonna see a doctor here, either see dr Mohammed or dr Patel. They always booked, but they always solve your problem"
"Order "the mexican" + peri peri chicken + fries = £5. Simples!!"
"Avoid the Charity.Muggers (Chuggers) on the Sainsbury side of the Broad St. Most annoying people in town."
"Don't go here. You'll wait ages for medication, when no one else is waiting for it"