"Only go to carly for laser"
"So slow! Ordered something from cabinet thinking it was easy & quick"
"Yum even though my tofu meal had no tofu"
"It takes 50mins to get up with an ok fitness level going up the steep walking track"
"The hours on the door say open til 4pm but door locked at 2pm! Customers still inside but they don't want our custom!"
"You get told you can't use your entertainment guide voucher unless you buy off the blackboard menu but sorry the kitchen is closed!"