"The Hortchata is amazing and so is the passion fruit drink."
"Home of a really disappointing Bloody Mary, I'm sad to report."
"Chelsea the bartender is awesome. And foxy."
"Amazing Cuban Sandwich. Must try."
"$5.50 Larges on Mondays and Wednesdays. Good deal!"
"Jayme the Attendant in the morning who does the Tour Guide bit in his sultry radio voice is the best."