"Eat the breakfast. It's friggin delicious buffet."
"Anyone with the initials, pp, probably didn't use the keys right."
"Cappuccino machine works great! Enjoying espresso on the back patio."
"Larry has great customer service! I don't care what anyone else says!"
"The best smoke spot...ever!"
"Live music is now Tuesday's. Come down and enjoy your favorite drink and of course live music."