Sierra Davis

"Food=amazing. What really draws in customers is the ceaseless entertainment brought to you by "Queen City Motel." You'll never be disappointed by the wide-eyed, toothless wonders that sleuth about."

"It appears as if a gang of feral children is loose and has made their way to the bathroom. Beware of the trash bandits, for when startled, they tend to shred the tree-bark toilet paper."

"Dear Whoever, I've fallen into a bin and can't dig my way out. My supply of tears of tired kids & cookie crumbs is running low. Send help soon! - Shopper 4 Hours In"

"Are you into people watching? Then you've come to the right spot. You'll never be disappointed by the pinwizards that troll the area."

"Home of Missouri's tallest Mexican."

"The raggedy snaggledtoothed sloth of a manager argued with us over the fact that not only can she not cook, but she doesn't know how to count her soggy "crêpes.""