"Be sure to not order the... Anything. Don't bother. Everything costs twice as much as it should and of course they are understaffed at the busiest times, why not?"
"Ah the Winfield, where you can't enter unless you're at least 35 and Italian. And really loud."
"You want Matt for your tasting!"
"Make sure to say hi to Asian Ben when you're here!"
"Try the sushi, top notch! Avocado roll = win."
"Best home fries near or far."