"They have everything here, except prices. It’s always a complete surprise when then tell you the total to pay, which just adds to the experience"
"Ideal for transferring a boat from one level to the other"
"The food was served on a frying pan, and the pudding in a tea cup. Crockery snobs - you have been warned!"
"There were chronic ‘loss of power’ problems in buildings 7 and 8, so we were much happier when transferred to the main hotel building."