"Please consider other options for your fertility needs. I have received some of the worst medical care for simple procedures here and the wait is excessive."
"Don't forget to grab napkins on your way out. They often forget to put them in your bag."
"Turn around. This Starbucks has no restroom."
"During lunch, try the American foods like the burger or the tuna melt. The banh mi and bibimbap are Americanized versions so the construction is different than you'd expect."
"Don't forget to hit up Friedman Benda on the 1st floor. More of a walk-through gallery. Also, if you're looking for the bathroom, it's the unmarked door to the right of the reception desk."
"Don't forget to hit up Barry Friedman LTD on the 2nd floor. Also great, cozy, and tasteful."