"Best burger I've ever had, but they are SLOW! 10 minutes to get my water refilled!? Not exaggerating."
"Soap dispensers in the bathrooms are always empty. I've not once gotten a drop of soap out of them. Disgusting and unsanitary."
"Breakfast starts at 3am."
"Ordered a bacon ranch quesadilla; it would have made for a small appetizer. I've gotten them twice as big at other locations."
"Well, they would have honoured the Foursquare special, but they were out of salsa. How do you run out of salsa?"
"The best crab rangoons I have ever had in my life."