Brian Costelloe

"Look out for the weekly specials and then buy up!"

"There's no vending machines at this station at all!"

"Everything here is $2.80! Everything!"

"The McHawk is a heart stopper!"

"Aussie Post wanted to charge $4.95 simply to verify each document. Here's a tip. Police station will do it for free. Australia Post Offices paid for by you and me but not for you and me."

"Make sure you have something to eat before you head here. No McDonalds or KFC. Only some independent outlets who will bleed you dry in exchange for some below par food."