"Watch Tombstone. Not an option."
"Pet Dottie. Go antiquing. Sleep tight."
"Ask an associate for suggestions. There's a TON of unique stuff that you could miss and they know everything they have."
"Clear your schedule, order a pitcher of the white sangria, and thank me later."
"Make a reservation and you can bring drinks!"
"Check out tons of cool maps and resources to tour the oldest land grant institution west of the Mississippi River and beautiful botanical garden that is the one, the only, MIZZOU!"