"There is a credit card processing fee..."
"Be careful with Elevator #3 - the door sometimes won't open when it reaches your floor unless you force it open."
"Don't bring electronic devices such as cell phones or iPads. They'll make you put them away while you wait."
"Saturday services are First-Come, First-Served with no appointments. Be prepared to wait, or make an appointment during the week."
"If you get it to go, put a trash bag underneath the tray you're given so the grease doesn't seep through the cardboard."
"If you need one or two things, go here. If you want more variety and less bugs, go to Avalon."