"There are three levels of seating; 300 capacity."
"Margaritas really are super yummy!"
"ATM is surcharge free!!"
"It's not anti-family so much as its not a place to let your kids run around unsupervised. Patrons come to enjoy a relaxing time, not to be bothered by someone else's children or their toys."
"Computers still run XP and Internet Explorer is the only browser on most of them . . . Not to mention the outdated hardware that takes for ever to load or process the smallest of things."