"Better free Wi-Fi and connectivity than my own house!"
"STAY OUT OF MY FOUNTAIN, @KAREN L."
"I hate the ordering process at Sonic... totally not worth the hassle"
"Come on and ride it!... and ride it!"
"SNOOKI! If you don't eat the Snook... you are a weak person and deserve whatever bad stuff happens to you in life. EAT IT!"
"Apparently, the "C-word" is NOT appropriate"