"Mesquite, applewood, cherry, pecan, oak - you name it they got it."
"Ice tea DOES taste like ass"
"The other posters just don't know how to order a steak. Get the Wagyu Sirloin medium or cooler. It is the best steak I have ever had. Better than Del Friscos. Better than III Forks in Dallas."
"Don't try the Fernet. Just say no. Stay far away. I mean it. Don't do it. Stop now. Hallway to hell. Wall away.Your one man wolfpack will be extinct. Look over your shoulder that's the devil in fernet"
"Come see Three Bars BBQ and get your calorie on!"
"Order more than one bottle of wine at a time. Or maybe a magnum"