"In order to get the happy hour prices you have to stay in the too small happy hour holding pen inside, which is HOT if it's above 70 outside. Open up the patio for HH Cascal!"
"Inbal is a very good waitress"
"You can use your Safeway Club rewards here"
"pintofguinness is the wireless password"
"Grilled cheese is only on the lunch menu"
"Saw one beaver, and a million mosquitos"