"The premium seats and upstairs area are a depressing shadow of their former glory."
"Tableside guac is a must. They also make a mean margarita. Woo boy!"
"Come for the solitude, stay for the naps."
"Don't leave without saying hi to Sasha. She is a rockstar!"
"On wednesdays its really crowded, but that's because the pizza is buy one get one free. Woot."
"Mail pickup is at 1pm. Hidden location makes finding the place rewarding!"