"Buy one get one free everyday on collection only or Tuesday's for free delivery."
"Wifi password is "fictionbar" just mind the cheek!"
"5 spice beef brisket is delicious. Fatty cuts of beef but goes very well with the oriental sauce and a portion of pak-choi. Yum!!!"
"Beware the beggars begging for money for a new flight because they missed their last one."
"I once saw someone jump the fence from the platform when transport police were checking tickets!"