"Don't forget to shut the hot water and the fridge off before you leave!!"
"Get the Goliath burger. It's absolutely amazing."
"Get the Dark Horse shot. It's so so so so sooooooo good."
"This isn't the real house!"
"Worst service ever. My elderly grandmother and I have been waiting 15 minutes to be rung up and the woman at the counter is ignoring us while filling out paperwork. She told me we had to wait for her."
"Best camp in town. Send your son for a week of archery, sports, and adventure!!!"